Monsters of the Northern Hemisphere

Working on the bulletin board outside of my classroom, going with this thematic topic for 2023:

Nicholas Was…

Sometimes I really wonder if how I spend some of my ‘teacher time’ is worthy/worthwhile. Admittedly, it is selfish. I enjoy making things. So why am I spending a few hours both curating things for the December bulletin board, tweaking this blog, and bouncing around like a nervous pingpong ball? I don’t know. And I am not sure I want to know.

Anyway, have a nice Sunday. It’s almost the Winter Solstice up here in the North, and days will begin to get brighter.

next up — curating art

Drabble-A-Day December

There are some teaching traditions I love to keep — and writing a ‘suite of drabbles’ is one. This year I put together prompts based on names of colors. You’re welcome to comment and ask for more ideas, or the structure of this; however, it’s simple. Students write nine drabbles, choose their favorite one, and “share it’ with others. They get credit for writing all ten.

Here is a link to the Wakelet, with an example:

Drabbles of Decembers Past:

Making the Most out of Mini-Lessons

From the experts…

Update: Short Story: Lamb to the Slaughter and the History that never was

One of the first units we provide is essentially a short story unit. I am unsure how the district frames it, or rather if it’s accurate: I think they chose a random “essential question” and quilted many random stories that were out of copyright.

Whatever. I love a great short story.

The first one we’re launching into is Roald Dahl’s “Lamb to the Slaughter.” I am putting together a mini-unit on short stories for my GenEd and Honors 9 classes. It was SOOOOOO COOOOOL yesterday when students spontaneously looked up what a leg of lamb was, and gasped when they read what happened. We’ll discuss if Mary deserves jail time today, and watch the Hitchcock version.

More to follow on quick analyses paragraphs, and other projects.

Update:

A little over a week ago, I made a flippant comment on a Beige Cardigan/Instagram Post. A young woman laments over the damage feminism created.

So far, I’ve had 11,000K likes:

And of course, I’ve had about 100+ trolls. When I see a comment, I block. Sometimes I screenshot, because it’s like seeing a cryptid in the wild: I can’t believe my eyes that so many, mostly men, believe what they do.

Now, aside from this young woman’s intent: was she being satirical? Truly distraught? Displaying her privilege? Shrug. I don’t know. I can’t get through the first sentence.

Let’s analyze the theme of the comments:

  1. Did I want to get paid for being a housewife? Mom? Mum? (For the guy from New Zealand). Get paid to do a job I should be honored and grateful? Well, yes, I long for paid maternity leave in the US, for maternal and baby care, and to make sure that any time a parent cares for a child they are provided for via some kind of deposit in their account. The Child Tax Credit lifted thousands out of poverty, so of course our government decided to end it, or at least the appropriate and necessary expansion of it.
  2. Should I go to the kitchen and make them a sandwich? Sure. I’ll make you a sandwich, and then you can make me one tomorrow.
  3. I was also told that “many men” gave their wives the paycheck and the woman of the household used it to budget, pay the bills, etc. My dad and mom were one of these couples. And I also know a former admin (this was in the 2000s) who proudly said his wife wasn’t allowed near the checkbook or his finances. I guess seeing his phone texts to other women wasn’t allowed either.
  4. “Women’s probability of poverty after divorce nearly doubles.”
  5. Women do a lot of unpaid labor. Now, before you say, which one troll did, “By my logic, men do, too” the math ain’t mathing. Men’s leisure time is protected. Women’s is not.
@thatdarnchat Replying to @fehadracqcb ♬ original sound – Laura Danger
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I absolutely could go on. And on. And on.

And on.

But I want to drink more coffee and make some art. Do I think Mary should have been brought to justice for whacking her cheating spouse over the head with unseasoned meat? (We did decide one of the worst crimes was that she didn’t use any seasoning when she put the leg of lamb in the oven.) I don’t know. But in her ‘thin slicing’ of the moment she saw her and her baby’s bleak future and decided to take immediate action. I’d probably giggle, too, Mary.

Summer Series of Saves: Why the Barbie Movie Made Me Cry (spoilers)

Listen, I am a recovering mess right now. This year has been personally hard; it began near the New Year with my husband being laid off, then my father passed away, then my father-in-law, and my bestie is moving, and between grief and being stressed about money, it’s been rough.

But there is hope in pink.

via GIPHY

I didn’t have to talk my husband into seeing the Barbie movie, he went gladly. His only hesitation was we’re still cautious and worried about COVID-19 and going to a movie theatre.

Yes, I played with Barbies as a kid. My Barbies, mostly Weird Barbies after my little ADHD hands got a hold of them, had amazing lives. My mom didn’t want me to have Barbies because many feminist moms in the 1970s didn’t want their daughters to have Barbies. She relinquished, and my Barbie days are things of family legend.

I’m beginning to think the Barbie movie is a litmus test for those who understand patriarchy: one side understands it and how it harms us all, and limits our potential. The other side, usually those who refuse to see it, think patriarchy is something that “happens to other women,” or in the case of a close relative of mine, thinks #smashingthepatriarchy means hurting her son. I guess, literally? Mkay.

The movie made me cry– not sure I could pinpoint why at the time; just the vague, unease and disquiet, for dreams of equality unrealized. And when I watched it the second time, I cried, too. I saw it with my mom, and she asked me why — and the more I’ve thought about it, the more deeply disappointed and depressing the idea of being alive almost sixty years and nothing really has changed. In fact, it’s gotten worse. Mojo-dojo-case-house is a cute way of easing into the dystopian hellscapes Olivia Butler and Margaret Atwood warned us about.

I have written before or at least shared in other spaces about my experience as a new mom in the 1990s, at least regarding no maternity leave. Families still have to plan to bring new humans into the world with so much fear of a financial burden, at least in the United States. I bet Midge wouldn’t have to beg for maternity leave. The cognitive dissonance in our nation is enough to make anyone cry. I guess things are “better,” but right now, they’re not. “Barbie” was like watching one of Quintin Tarantino’s ‘wish fulfillment’ movies — ‘Inglorious Basterds,’ ‘Django Unchained,’ and ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ are examples. Movies that give us the ending we wish had happened. If Tarantino directed “Barbie” (let’s not talk about the foot issue), would it have had a different ending? “Barbie” gave us the blueprint for how much better we can be.

I’d like to don a pink jumpsuit and de-program several patriarchal cult members right now.

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Summer Series of Saves: analysis is life

@gacruz_phd

“Try That in a Small Town”, Polysemy, and Ideological Fragments #teachersoftiktok #popculture #phd #academia #jasonaldean #music #greenscreen

♬ original sound – Dr. C

Key phrases I learned from his video, ones I knew, and all of them I need to share with students:

Ideological fragment: Dr. Cruz explores how a piece of media can be an ideological fragment, meaning a piece or artifact that represents an larger ideology (belief system).

Transgressions: Wrong-doing against others.

Extralegal: Definition (not sanctioned by the law)

Polysemy: having multiple meanings

Yes, I did Venmo him some cash for his content. You should, too.

Now, next school year when I provide instruction on analyzing media (literature, poetry, videos, etc.) and through the lens of facts, opinions, and truth, as well as poetry instruction (revised from Mud & Ink) What an amazing #mentortext to discuss our purposes for analyzing and discussing the media we consume.

Summer Series of Saves: Genius!

Important update: Josie reminded me it’s this creator, another amazing one! Seriously — how much do I think sharing teachers rock!?

@strategicclassroom Replying to @R3_Rachel #greenscreen Shoutout to Nicole for sharing her Soup, Salad, or Sandwich slides with everyone! I đź”—ed them in my b!0! #teacherresources #teachertok #firstweekofschoolactivites #classroomcommunity ♬ original sound – Jen | Teacher Time Hacks
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Thanks once again to Chanea Bond introduced to another brilliant educator, jwoz_teaches
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(TikTok) and while I dream of a world where I’m working side by side amazing ELA teachers like these women, alas, I will have to settle for digital hugs. Chanea alerted me to Josie’s Jenn’s “Soup, Salad, or Sandwich” question and during summer school last week we debated tacos. I’m leaning heavily toward sandwich, but can make a case for salad.

I’m going to take credit for the writing territories idea (even if she got it from multiple places)

Because this is am amazing idea:

@jwoz_teaches Replying to @Lisa Renee transition to formal essay #teacher #teachertok #englishteacher #eduprotocol #middleschoolteacher #writingteacher ♬ Everybody Wants To Rule The World – Single Version – Tears For Fears
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And when paired with #writingterritories (no, I do not remember who gave me the idea, but I’ve tweaked it over the years, and pretty sure it came from a sessions with the Puget Sound Writing Project (National Writing Project). Kelly Love’s Writing Territories Graphic Organizer

Look, my friends, I miss being on Twitter, but I am never going back, especially now. I miss the conversations I had easily, and readily on that app, and @threads jumped onto my personal Instagram. I have no brand, no identity, and am all over the place. I share ideas all the time, but clearly never get a Kofi tip because my lemonade stand of awesome ideas was built using haunted lumber from a fungus-infested and used Dixie cups. The lemonade is delicious, but no one wants to take those chances in this chaos of a blog. I guess I’m just trying to say, I’m good at a lot of things, but packaging my ideas for market isn’t one of them. In the meantime, I’ll just share what I do, what I learn, mistakes and successes, and hope you stick with me.

Summer Series of Saves: update to “feed kids”

Quick post: I’ll add a few more thoughts when I can. For now, I’m off to teach summer school, and promised students I’d write an anchor chart on the whiteboard about our current writing projects.

Summer Series of Saves: Dr. Candy

The “Reading Wars” confuses the boogers out of me. I was encouraged to listen to “Sold a Story” by Emily Hanford, and was completely befuddled over…what? Three cueing what? Fountas & Pinnell were just writers of leveled texts, and I had no idea that phonics wasn’t being taught in some districts, etc. I haven’t listened to the podcast since my first listen, but I remember the overall sense that something was right about it. That tingly sense that while it was assembled as hard-hitting journalism, it is a documentary, and documentaries have bias. And whew, boy, is there a lot of bias.

And this is where things get tricky: that bias is important and led to a grand conversation about how to teach reading. But — maybe in my silly little Masters’ cohort of about a dozen or so adults obtaining their Masters in Ed., from a local university collaborating with a local school district, our mentor, Dr. Candy Schulhauser, was an absolute rock-star, genius, amazing provider of K-8 literacy instruction. We got it all: fluency, comphrension, neuroscience, read-alouds, reading intervention, instructional and recreational reading, the problems with whole language (which is something, I suspect, the warriors for the “Science of Reading” folks confuse with balanced literacy).

I don’t know what Dr. S is doing these days. I do know that almost 20 years later, I still have all the books, hand-outs, and the strong foundation of teaching children to read. The bonus outcome is helping them love to read, and become confident readers and critical thinkers.My Master’s Thesis was titled something along the lines of “Using Engaging Children’s Literature…” and I am still a hug fan of Grant & Wiggins, introduced by Dr. S, and Understanding by Design.

There is something about being a classroom teacher as long as I’ve been one: I’m at that point where I’ve seen things come and go, and folks panicking when new things come out, and putting aside the old. Sometimes the old needs to go, but sometimes it doesn’t. I feel like there is something else going on that we’re not ready to admit, and I’m not sure what that is yet. There are parents who did everything they were “supposed to do” to help their child read– reading aloud, having shelves of books, etc., and still their child struggled. And I’m just throwing out wonderings right now:

I wonder:

  • Are we not providing enough context, background knowledge, and schema building for all students?
  • Are we passing students too quickly instead of providing more art, PE, and creative time to help build their growing brains? Or just passing and putting them into more remedial help?
  • Are we teaching to the test, meaning just a focus on isolated skills and not enough strategies to help students use and foster their metacognitive skills (know when they are lost)?
  • Are we bypassing small motor skills and key brain development activities like handwriting practice and cursive?
  • Are we not giving kids enough playtime and socializing time? Build the stories and their own narratives?
  • When new practices or a review of prior practices are introduced, do most educators and parents panic instead of taking a nuanced and inventory of practices? (Thinking about how Visual Learning and Hattie’s work got so misunderstood and misused.)

Well, I am not sure. I have my opinions and my anecdotal observations. That and $4 will buy a latte and all that — however, I am grateful I had a sensible, knowledgeable expert to help me and the other educators in the cohort understand and become experts on literacy. Things change, and being a professional practitioner means keeping the good and learning about “new-good.” I just don’t think what Hanford had to sell was “new good” for me and the others who received better teaching instruction. (I must mention, I also appreciate Stephen Krashen’s work on diving into the points and issues with the Science of Reading folks.)

Some resources I’ll be diving into that will work for my students moving forward: